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Re: A pint of Guiness
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- Subject: Re: A pint of Guiness
- From: Bruce Richardson <>
- Date: Wed, 3 May 2000 22:11:43 +0100
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In-Reply-To: <390FC95B.9FFF1507@linuxports.com>; from poet@linuxports.com on Tue, May 02, 2000 at 11:38:19PM -0700
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On Tue, May 02, 2000 at 11:38:19PM -0700, Joshua Drake wrote:
> First off, you can't just have 1 pint of Guiness that is sacrilage. It
> is at least 2 and less than 4 if you have to work the next day before
> 10:00 AM. On a weekend after payday it is a minimum of a 6 pack + 3.
Man goes into a Dublin pub and asks for a pint of Guinness. "Would that be
a slow or a fast pint, sir?" "What's the difference?" "The fast pint takes
10 minutes to pour and the slow one takes 20 minutes." "I'll have a slow
pint, then." "Grand, sir. And would you like a fast pint while you're
waiting?".
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Bruce
The ice-caps are melting, tra-la-la-la. All the world is drowning,
tra-la-la-la-la.
-- Tiny Tim.
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