L´auteur: Philipp, qui nous a envoyé ces lignes suit actuellement les cours du HTL Wiener Neustadt, une école supérieure pour les systèmes d'informations. Il est un fan de Linux et un membre actif du LUG (Linux User Group) en Autriche.Notez que Philipp nous a juste fait parvenir ces commandes. Nous ne savons pas qui est(sont) l'(les)auteur(s) original(originaux.) |
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With csh: (~)> cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans (~)> nice man woman No manual entry for woman. (~)> rm God rm: God nonexistent (~)> ar t God ar: God does not exist (~)> ar r God ar: creating God (~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". (~)> [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. (~)> ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. (~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. (~)> make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. (~)> sleep with me bad character (~)> got a light? No match. (~)> man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. (~)> !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. (~)> %blow (~)>blow: No such job. With sh: $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not
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